STITCHIN’ UP LIKE DYNAMITE!
🎶 Woke up late, coffee’s cold,Got a hundred patterns that I’ve never sewn!Thread’s a mess, cat’s in the hoop,There’s a purple little weirdo in my sewing room! Needle broke, bobbin’s gone,Machine’s been screaming since the crack of dawn!Husband says, “You don’t need more!”THEN WHY’S THERE SEVEN CUTIES AT MY DOOR?! 🎶 ARMY! SOUND THE ALARM! […]