“The Stitch Warp Spectacular”

It’s astounding…

embroidery’s fleeting…

but the madness takes its toll

Listen closely, not for very much longer—this week’s drop will steal control! 

I remember stitching the Time Warp, drinking those moments when 

The creativity hit me and the void kept calling… 

Let’s do the Stitch Warp again!

Let’s do the Stitch Warp again! 

It’s just a jump to the left— with Chibi Magenta to start your night! 

And then a step to the right— Chibi Riff Raff  is quite the sight! 

Put your hands on your hips— Time Warp dance map’s here to stitch!

But it’s the pelvic thrust—of the pin-up heart’s fob and patch

That really drives you insane! 

Let’s do the Stitch Warp again! 

So dreamy, oh, fantasy free me, 

With Frank-N-Furter’s Scream so bold, 

In another dimension, with split RHPS lips fobs to hold, 

And a bit of a mind flip— 

You’ll be under the anti-demon sigil’s spell 

And nothing can ever be the same— 

Not when Chibi Baphomet’s here, cute as hell! 

Let’s do the Stitch Warp again! 

Well, I was walking down the street just-a having a think, 

When a Chibi Vampire fob gave me an evil wink! 

He shook me up, he took me by surprise— 

With don’t pet the lesser demon, it’s chibi cuteness in disguise! 

It stared at me, and I felt a change, 

Time meant nothing, never would again! 

Let’s do the Stitch Warp again! 

Let’s do the Stitch Warp again!