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Crafting the Matrix
Isaac Newton saw the Matrix long before Neo. His equations revealed the hidden code of our universe: the laws of motion and gravity. Now it’s
January 5, 2025
Newton’s first law is clear: A crafter at rest stays at rest, unless acted upon by a force. Well, consider this sale the Force itself! With 50% off all patterns, you’ll be stitching faster than the Millennium Falcon on a Kessel Run. Whether you’re a Jedi master of embroidery or just starting your Padawan journey, these deals are strong with the Force.
Picture this: Obi-Wan Kenobi, leaning against a crafting table, whispering, “Use the Force, Luke… and maybe grab that penguin mug rug while you’re at it.” Don’t resist the pull of savings—even the Death Star’s tractor beam can’t match the gravity of these deals. Just remember Yoda’s wisdom: “Do or do not, there is no try”… especially when it comes to this sale. May the stitches be with you!
If the discount is not automatically added to your cart at checkout, use code: SpaceTime25 for your 50% off!
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