Crafting the Matrix

Isaac Newton saw the Matrix long before Neo. His equations revealed the hidden code of our universe: the laws of motion and gravity. Now it’s your turn to decode reality through stitches! In this sale, the red pill comes in the form of 50% off every pattern. Free your mind—and your wallet—from the ordinary, and […]

The Gravity of Genius

To Newton, gravity explained how apples fell. To Starfleet, gravity is something you escape at warp speed. Now it’s your turn to escape—not gravity, but full prices! With 50% off all patterns, you’ll have everything you need to craft boldly, exploring strange new designs and stitching where no one has stitched before.  Whether your mission […]

The Force of Creativity

Newton’s first law is clear: A crafter at rest stays at rest, unless acted upon by a force. Well, consider this sale the Force itself! With 50% off all patterns, you’ll be stitching faster than the Millennium Falcon on a Kessel Run. Whether you’re a Jedi master of embroidery or just starting your Padawan journey, […]

The Laws of Stitch-ics

Attention, makers of the multiverse! Our sale, A Stitch in Space-Time, celebrates two titans of human creativity: Isaac Newton, who explained the mysteries of gravity, and the visionaries of science fiction, who imagined entire galaxies defying it. For five days only, from January 2 through 6, every single pattern in our shop is 50% off. […]

A Stitched Midwinter’s Dream

The frosty winds do call for craft anew,With penguins dressed in winter’s finest hue.A chibi snowman, charming and petite,A polar bear to make your set complete. Beware Big Foot, his patch does sternly say,“Don’t pet me now, just let me walk away.”For coffee fans and those who medicate,“I, myself,” declares your state of fate. An […]

A Very Sanrio Holiday: Part 2

‘Twas the week before Christmas, and all through the shop,More Sanrio friends arrived—this drop won’t stop!Pochacco came bounding, so loyal and true,Badtz-Maru brought his sass, with attitude for you. Cinnamoroll soared in, Ichigoman joined the cheer,And Chococat’s curiosity made it all so clear:This grand finale has it all, stitched with care,Including Hello Kitty herself in […]

A Very Sanrio Holiday: Part 1

‘Twas two weeks before Christmas, and all through the shop,Sanrio characters gathered, each stitch over the top! Keroppi hopped in, Kuromi struck a pose,My Melody and Charmmy Kitty showed off their best bows. With Tuxedo Sam waddling and Pompompurin in tow,This holiday lineup is ready to sew! Each stitch tells a story, each thread a […]

Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel

On a dark festive evening, cool in my hoop’s glow,Warm threads and sharp needles, patterns ready to sew.Up ahead in my inbox, I saw the STFA sign,My machine buzzed with anticipation—this drop will be divine! Welcome to the Hotel Hazbin line,Such devilish designs, such devilish designs.Craft a room key for 666 in style divine, Such fiendish […]

Mononoke Meets Mistletoe

Here comes crafting fun, here comes crafting fun, right to String Theory!With Kodamas in the treetops and Mononoke’s mask,Van Gogh’s Starry Night gets a forest-y splash.  Load your hoops and thread your bobbins, crafting’s here today—From Christmas cheer to Studio Ghibli, stitch your cares away! Here comes crafting fun, here comes crafting fun, with reindeer […]

November 25, 2024

Step Right Up for the Greatest (and Weirdest) Drop on Earth! Ladies, gentlemen, and extraterrestrial clowns, welcome to the November 25 Drop Extravaganza, where the stitchy circus is in town for one night only! Prepare to be dazzled, horrified, and utterly delighted by the wonders under this big top:  IN THIS RING: – Chibi Killer […]

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