Design Notes For Stitchers:

AKA: WTF is Riqui thinking? Below is a step-by-step of each pattern type of my color habits and thoughts. WHILE I MAY PROGRAM A PATTERN WITH SPECIFIC COLORS IN MIND – YOU NEVER EVER HAVE TO FOLLOW MY SUGGESTIONS IF YOU DO NOT WANT. You may always be as creative in color choices as you […]

Remember, Remember the fifth of November …

Because the teacher in me cannot stop herself and because there MAY be some out there that are curious, life-long learners, let’s do a little dissection on this week’s drop promo copy. Here is the text used: We Do Not Stitch This Drop Quietly Some people cope with the state of the world by doomscrolling. […]

**Upbeat Jingle Begins**

Hey there, Stitch-Tastic friends! Grab your cereal bowls, crank up that nostalgia, and get ready for the STFA Saturday Morning Super Drop—January 27th edition! We’ve got a lineup so epic, it’ll have you saying, ‘This is grrrreat!’ **Upbeat Jingle** Do you love stitches? And cereal too? This week’s drop’s got treats for you! From the […]

Dear Editor of the STFA Times,

It is with a frostbitten quill and a righteous sense of indignation that I pen this letter. I must protest—nay, howl into the winter night—at the glaring seasonal discordance of your upcoming January 20 pattern drop. January, dear Editor, is winter, a time for cozy cocoa and quiet snowfalls, not an encore of October’s eerie […]

Dragons, Smut, and Romantasy – OH MY!

HEY YOU GUYS!!!! Bestie wrote another book and holy jalapeño, is it SPICY!!! In honor of HER endeavors, I bring you a drop full of sassy dragons and slutty bookmarks (oh, and a few patterns that have nothing to do with dragons, fae, sex or books!) For those who JAM on romantasy, check out this […]

The Stitch Nexus

Attention, Whovians and makers alike—we’ve reached the final day of our sale, and the space-time continuum is unraveling. A Stitch in Space-Time is nearing its end, and at the stroke of midnight, this 50% off deal will vanish into the time vortex. Don’t let it slip away—not even the Doctor can save you from regret […]

Crafting the Matrix

Isaac Newton saw the Matrix long before Neo. His equations revealed the hidden code of our universe: the laws of motion and gravity. Now it’s your turn to decode reality through stitches! In this sale, the red pill comes in the form of 50% off every pattern. Free your mind—and your wallet—from the ordinary, and […]

The Gravity of Genius

To Newton, gravity explained how apples fell. To Starfleet, gravity is something you escape at warp speed. Now it’s your turn to escape—not gravity, but full prices! With 50% off all patterns, you’ll have everything you need to craft boldly, exploring strange new designs and stitching where no one has stitched before.  Whether your mission […]

The Force of Creativity

Newton’s first law is clear: A crafter at rest stays at rest, unless acted upon by a force. Well, consider this sale the Force itself! With 50% off all patterns, you’ll be stitching faster than the Millennium Falcon on a Kessel Run. Whether you’re a Jedi master of embroidery or just starting your Padawan journey, […]

The Laws of Stitch-ics

Attention, makers of the multiverse! Our sale, A Stitch in Space-Time, celebrates two titans of human creativity: Isaac Newton, who explained the mysteries of gravity, and the visionaries of science fiction, who imagined entire galaxies defying it. For five days only, from January 2 through 6, every single pattern in our shop is 50% off. […]