Mambo No. 5: String Theory Edition
(Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mambo No. 5…but we’re stitching it up!)
One, two, three, four, five,
Let’s load our hoops and bring these patterns alive!
To the craft room, grab your thread and needles,
The drop’s got aliens *and* some skates for your feels.
Roller skates, ice skates, Star Wars Rebels too,
A Xenomorph and Facehugger are coming for you!
Gingerbread Vampires and grammar galore,
Nostromo patches that you’ll simply adore.
So grab your stabilizer, bobbins, and thread,
This November 18th, stitch ‘til you’re undead!
Chorus:
A little bit of Xenomorph in your life,
A little Facehugger makes it sci-fi.
A little Rebel symbol makes it bright,
A little roller skating is pure delight.
A little bit of grammar for the nerds,
A little math for the tabletop herds.
A little vampire who’s made of bread,
A little String Theory keeps you ahead!
Mambo No. 5!
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