Starry Horror Stitches: A Double Feature Drop
Michael Rennie was ill
The day the Earth stood still
But now we’re stitching up the night
With Rocky and the gang
In a starry scene that sang
And filled us with sweet delight
A curtain bright and red
Above the RKO head
And Van Gogh’s sky twirls on the screen
Then we’ve got legs in heels
Fishnets full of feels
“Don’t Dream It – Be It,” that’s the theme!
*Starry horror* (ooh-ooh-ooh) *stitched up feature*
*Curtain raised* (ooh-ooh-ooh) *it’s double creature*
*See Brad and Janet* (ooh-ooh-ooh) *ready to panic*
*Frank’s got a heart tat* (ooh-ooh-ooh) *nothing can beat it*
Wo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
At the *late night, double feature* *embroidery show*
Next, you’ll spy Brad and Jan
In Chibi form, oh man
With their fobs as a matching pair
And Frank’s boss tattoo heart
Is stitched as fine art
A design no fan could ever spare
Then we’ve got lips aglow
On a mug rug for the show
With the dripping words *Let there be lips*
And “Don’t Dream It, Be It”
As patches to complete it
Stitch up those Rocky Horror quips!
*Starry horror* (ooh-ooh-ooh) *stitched up feature*
*Curtain raised* (ooh-ooh-ooh) *it’s double creature*
*See Brad and Janet* (ooh-ooh-ooh) *ready to panic*
*Frank’s got a heart tat* (ooh-ooh-ooh) *nothing can beat it*
Wo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
At the *late night, double feature* *embroidery show*
Now for a break from the horror
Chibi Baphomet comes to the border
In fill, fob, or stuffie form
*Thou Shalt Not Try Me*
“Mood 24:7” decree
It’s stitched with sassy charm
Trek fans don’t despair
Wallet tabs are there
With insignias from Command to Med
Whether you’re horror or sci-fi
This drop is a real high
Now stitch up something wild instead!
*Starry horror* (ooh-ooh-ooh) *stitched up feature*
*Curtain raised* (ooh-ooh-ooh) *it’s double creature*
*See Brad and Janet* (ooh-ooh-ooh) *ready to panic*
*Frank’s got a heart tat* (ooh-ooh-ooh) *nothing can beat it*
Wo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
At the *late night, double feature* *embroidery show*
‘Twas the week before Christmas, and all through the shop,More Sanrio friends arrived—this drop won’t stop!Pochacco came bounding, so loyal and true,Badtz-Maru brought his sass,
Now, this is a story all about howMy life got flipped-turned upside downAnd I liked to take a minuteJust sit right thereI’ll tell you how
‘Twas two weeks before Christmas, and all through the shop,Sanrio characters gathered, each stitch over the top! Keroppi hopped in, Kuromi struck a pose,My Melody