Starry Horror Stitches: A Double Feature Drop

Michael Rennie was ill 

The day the Earth stood still 

But now we’re stitching up the night 

With Rocky and the gang 

In a starry scene that sang 

And filled us with sweet delight

A curtain bright and red 

Above the RKO head 

And Van Gogh’s sky twirls on the screen 

Then we’ve got legs in heels 

Fishnets full of feels 

“Don’t Dream It – Be It,” that’s the theme! 

*Starry horror* (ooh-ooh-ooh) *stitched up feature* 

*Curtain raised* (ooh-ooh-ooh) *it’s double creature* 

*See Brad and Janet* (ooh-ooh-ooh) *ready to panic* 

*Frank’s got a heart tat* (ooh-ooh-ooh) *nothing can beat it* 

Wo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh 

At the *late night, double feature* *embroidery show*

Next, you’ll spy Brad and Jan 

In Chibi form, oh man 

With their fobs as a matching pair 

And Frank’s boss tattoo heart 

Is stitched as fine art 

A design no fan could ever spare 

Then we’ve got lips aglow 

On a mug rug for the show 

With the dripping words *Let there be lips* 

And “Don’t Dream It, Be It” 

As patches to complete it 

Stitch up those Rocky Horror quips!

*Starry horror* (ooh-ooh-ooh) *stitched up feature* 

*Curtain raised* (ooh-ooh-ooh) *it’s double creature* 

*See Brad and Janet* (ooh-ooh-ooh) *ready to panic* 

*Frank’s got a heart tat* (ooh-ooh-ooh) *nothing can beat it* 

Wo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh 

At the *late night, double feature* *embroidery show*

Now for a break from the horror 

Chibi Baphomet comes to the border 

In fill, fob, or stuffie form 

*Thou Shalt Not Try Me* 

“Mood 24:7” decree 

It’s stitched with sassy charm 

Trek fans don’t despair 

Wallet tabs are there 

With insignias from Command to Med 

Whether you’re horror or sci-fi 

This drop is a real high 

Now stitch up something wild instead!

*Starry horror* (ooh-ooh-ooh) *stitched up feature* 

*Curtain raised* (ooh-ooh-ooh) *it’s double creature* 

*See Brad and Janet* (ooh-ooh-ooh) *ready to panic* 

*Frank’s got a heart tat* (ooh-ooh-ooh) *nothing can beat it* 

Wo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh 

At the *late night, double feature* *embroidery show*