TRICK OR TREAT
Trick or treat, smell my feet
Give me something good to eat
If you don’t, I don’t care
I’ll pull down your underwear!
Trick or treat, see my sheet
Ghosties looking for something sweet
No treat to be had? I won’t be sad
I’ll just make you wish you had!
Trick or treat, visit my street
So many patterns, can’t be beat
This poem is trying for sly
In the hopes that you will buy!
Trick or treat, see the drop
Fingers crossed it’s not a flop
Click the link, add to cart
I need a drink so do your part!
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