Hey there, Stitch-Tastic friends! Grab your cereal bowls, crank up that nostalgia, and get ready for the STFA Saturday Morning Super Drop—January 27th edition! We’ve got a lineup so epic, it’ll have you saying, ‘This is grrrreat!’ **Upbeat Jingle** Do you love stitches? And cereal too? This week’s drop’s got treats for you! From the […]
Rick Rolling, youth hostels, and a sugar-fueled army of students. Here’s how I survived 48 hours of chaos, questionable planning, and just a little bit of wine. Apr 25, 2010 You don’t want to miss my posts Thursday AM thru Friday PM – I will be chaperoning 30 teens to DC for 2 days. And […]
It is with a frostbitten quill and a righteous sense of indignation that I pen this letter. I must protest—nay, howl into the winter night—at the glaring seasonal discordance of your upcoming January 20 pattern drop. January, dear Editor, is winter, a time for cozy cocoa and quiet snowfalls, not an encore of October’s eerie […]
Being a drama sponsor isn’t just about directing plays—it’s about sewing costumes, hunting down Godzilla toys, and surviving soup-sandwich rehearsals with your sanity intact. Welcome to my life as a Drama Momma, where no weekend is safe, and every play comes with a side of chaos. April 23, 2012So this weekend I sewed an 18th […]
HEY YOU GUYS!!!! Bestie wrote another book and holy jalapeño, is it SPICY!!! In honor of HER endeavors, I bring you a drop full of sassy dragons and slutty bookmarks (oh, and a few patterns that have nothing to do with dragons, fae, sex or books!) For those who JAM on romantasy, check out this […]
Pirate Prostitutes and Hitler Zombies: A Teacher’s Day in Quotes Teaching high school isn’t just about lesson plans and lectures—it’s also about navigating the hilariously unfiltered logic of teenagers. From pirate prostitutes to Hitler zombies, here are some of the most bizarre, laugh-out-loud moments overheard in my classroom. March 12, 2010 Today’s roundtable discussion was […]
Attention, Whovians and makers alike—we’ve reached the final day of our sale, and the space-time continuum is unraveling. A Stitch in Space-Time is nearing its end, and at the stroke of midnight, this 50% off deal will vanish into the time vortex. Don’t let it slip away—not even the Doctor can save you from regret […]
Isaac Newton saw the Matrix long before Neo. His equations revealed the hidden code of our universe: the laws of motion and gravity. Now it’s your turn to decode reality through stitches! In this sale, the red pill comes in the form of 50% off every pattern. Free your mind—and your wallet—from the ordinary, and […]
Ah, tech week—a magical time when chaos reigns supreme, cardboard boxes become treasures, and you somehow end up with 18 bruises, half a gallon of paint under your nails, and glue in your hair. If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to wrangle teenagers, power tools, and questionable physics to create stage magic, let me […]
To Newton, gravity explained how apples fell. To Starfleet, gravity is something you escape at warp speed. Now it’s your turn to escape—not gravity, but full prices! With 50% off all patterns, you’ll have everything you need to craft boldly, exploring strange new designs and stitching where no one has stitched before. Whether your mission […]