’Twas the STFA Drop Before December ‘Twas the drop before December, when all through the internet Not an idea was stirring, not even a meme; The patterns were loaded on the website with care, In hopes that some customers soon would be there; The designers were nestled all snug in their groups; While visions of […]
Remember, remember the second through the sixth of November. Embroidery, thread, and bought. I see no reason Why sale season Should be forgot. Shanky Fawkes, Shanky Fawkes, ‘twas his intent To bring savings on money spent. Three score savings on patterns galore, Poor Riqui needs you to spend more. By String Theory’s providence, deals catch […]
TRICK OR TREAT Trick or treat, smell my feetGive me something good to eatIf you don’t, I don’t careI’ll pull down your underwear! Trick or treat, see my sheetGhosties looking for something sweetNo treat to be had? I won’t be sadI’ll just make you wish you had! Trick or treat, visit my streetSo many patterns, […]
A Day in the Life at STFA Middle School AN ESSAY BY IMMA KIDD, 6TH GRADE Today was the best day of school, ever even though we started the day with P.E. and ended the day with a writing assignment. I hate P.E. for the first class of the day because then you spend the […]
KSTFA Radio – now in syndication!! In case you missed our LIVE SHOW on Monday, here’s the Memorex to enjoy at leisure! TOTAL REQUEST LIVE PART 1 <ring> <ring> <ring> Rockin’ Riqui: Hello caller! You’re on live with Rockin’ Riqui on KSTFA, source for the rockin’est, rollin’est patterns on either side of the Mississippi! What […]
‘Twas the drop before December, when all through the internet Not an idea was stirring, not even a meme; The patterns were loaded on the website with care, In hopes that some customers soon would be there; The designers were nestled all snug in their groups; While visions of revenue danced in their heads; And […]
Let me tell you why I absolutely HATE this question.
The thing(s) about Janome
White vinyl is the DEBIL!!! Do you want the teacher lecture why? No? Tough, here it is: It’s equal parts chemistry, physics, and optics. White vinyl has no dye additive which means straight white vinyl lacks some of the polymers that make other vinyls less floppy, squishy, deformy. Meaning white vinyl, no matter the maker, […]
Hoop Measurements AKA – I can’t Math!! AKA stupid standard VS Why didn’t I ever learn metric?!